Funny SMS Jokes

JIN:

kya hukam hai mera aaqa?

Aaqa

Mulk ka sara maal mere account main dal dal doo.

JIN

Aaqa hukam karin baqwas na karin main . Main jin hoon Zardari nahin ..............

Sheeri Rehman Meri Jaan Hy

Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy

Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga

Mulk Ko Nuqsaan Pohnchaonga

Zardari mera Naam Hy

Gaddari Mera Naam Hy ...

zardari celebrating his victory

bachnaaaaa ay gharebo.....lo main aa gaya....khoon ka payasa...amn ka dushman.....apni ada hai bibi se juda!..hey ho!!!

herei s another one...my favourite

ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha...Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye.....Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko....Ding Dong.....

per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi, army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi....phir zardari bun gaya naya DON.... DingDong DingDong

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

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B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)